Just before you open your mouth to chew, a distressed looking "face" appears before you. What do you do next?
1. "I was taken out of the shell and tossed into this frying pan. Now what?"
2. "You won't like me. No, I tell you! Put that spoon down now, please."
3. "Before you devour, please allow me to say farewell to this world. Is that okay?"
4. "So, it's true?! You're placing us on top of the pizza crust with the cheese, salami and tomato sauce!"
5. "Look, I can run even faster than your dog. Will you put me back in the fridge now?
6. "I spent several months under mounded soil. What a pity, I'll just end up in a deep frying pan with cooking oil."
7. "Why are you doing this to me? I don't deserve to be soaked in sauce and baked for minutes in the oven!"
8. "Ouch! Ouch! Take that knife away from me or else..."
9. "Ohh, I can't take this anymore. You're really serious about swallowing me up?"
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